Tuesday, May 18, 2021

SENIOR SPECIAL AJIBOLE

 

The FBI recently arrested a Senior Special Assistant to a State Governor for internet fraud (claiming multiple unemployment benefits peri-covid).

 

In my mind, there are so many layers to uncover, and I will try to do so succinctly.

 

This action has once again put a massive dent in the already negative perception that the world has of Nigerians. Granted, there are also Nigerians doing a lot of amazing stuff. However, as anyone knows, bad news travels faster. This means again more (unnecessarily?) difficult and stringent standards for Nigerians who are looking to travel or have dealings with the international community, e.g. in Visa applications, school applications, international/ remote freelancing jobs etc. It also paints politicians badly too since….er nah, scratch that. That ship already since sailed, with no help required.

 

This also points to the fact that many in politics today have their ‘Plan B’, they therefore do not see Nigeria and its progress as anything other than a money-making venture. It’s just another avenue to continue to source funds by milking the polity dry. I say this on the premise that (I may be wrong) it takes a citizen with perhaps a green card or American citizenship to claim unemployment benefits (unless of course he is claiming them under different names that aren’t his). This means then that whenever shit hits the roof and Nigeria becomes too hot to handle, they just up and leave.

P.S: The irony of this situation is also that as soon as dung hits the ceiling there as well, they up and run to Nigeria where they are certain they won’t have to answer the consequences of their actions.

 

I would consider that perhaps it is a more suitable solution to have anyone going into any political position by election or appointment to be required to renounce any other citizenship or benefits that accrue to them outside Nigeria. I am not quite certain of its workability, legality or enforceability. I am however rather certain that it would see such people sitting up to do the actual work.

 

Another matter is the ease with which crime can be perpetuated on the internet. Something as small as a ‘period’ (not to be mistaken for the monthly cycle, which is kind of a big deal) could be the difference between sapa and flossing.

Conversely, the internet also makes crime detection somewhat easy, so long as the criminal is relatively stupid or careless, and plainly because we all leave a trail.

 

Which brings me to another (maybe final) point- the stupidity of it all. It would appear that not much brain-work goes into the type of schemes that many of these peeps cook-up. I have received some mails that were so ridiculous and riddled with “ibon” and oddities, that I would have liked to respond, just to be able to point out the obvious loopholes in the ‘scam’.

 

All of this is even more painful when one considers that the broke, hopeless, common citizen is the one left to bear the brunt of all of these actions, consistently keeping a “way-out out” beyond their reach once again.

 

To think that this person “assists” a governor. On what o? Man has already assisted himself. He also had the aspiration to become a member of the House of Reps! This one too now will come to events and be forming motivational speech on patience and accountability and responsibility and choice. Oh wait, he already did!

 

THESE are the types of people we are leaving governance to? We have to do better. We need to do better. We must.

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